THEREFORE, BE IT RESOLVED, that the Council of the City of Pittsburgh does hereby declare October 9, 2014 to be “Off The Record Day” in the City of Pittsburgh, and thereby confers on all those associated with said Off The Record XIV all the extensive rights and privileges that such an honorific has traditionally conferred, including the right to continue to make Pittsburgh a healthier place to live by generating laughter aimed at people in power. BE IT FURTHER RESOLVED that the Council hereby declares Thursday, October 9, 2014, “Off The Record Day” in the City of Pittsburgh.